Well butter my biscuit, it’s another day out here on the links! As if hitting those little white balls around the green wasn’t hard enough, now we’ve got a whole mess of distractions in this burg called Minot.
First up, we’ve got some Guitars on the Green shindig happening down at Whiskey Nine. From what I hear, there’ll be live music from a songstress named Spelch along with some fancy drinks and grub. Might have to sneak away from the caddie for a bit and get my groove on. After all, even pros need to let loose every once in a while!
But if mysteries are more your cup of tea, you’ll want to mosey on over to the Mouse River Players. Some famous writer dame named Agatha Mystrie has gathered all the big-name gumshoes under one roof. Sounds like a real humdinger of a case waiting to happen if you ask me. Just don’t go blabbing about any mysteries you might stumble across – they’ve all promised to take the weekend off from sleuthing!
Whether you’re teeing off or tangling with trouble, there’s plenty to keep you occupied in Minot today. Just don’t go taking any mulligans on the dance floor, you hear?
Got a guess at today’s celebrity writer? It’s fictional professional golfer Roy Tin Cup McAvoy
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