harumph
Simply preposterous what passes for entertainment in this backwater nowadays. A “Renaissance Christmas Feast” at some provincial chorale? In my day, we attended proper performances at the Metropolitan Opera House, not some converted grain storage facility they’re calling the “Regency Event Center.”
And now I’m told there’s a establishment actually celebrating the repeal of Prohibition! Have they no shame? That catastrophic amendment destroyed the exclusivity of proper society’s private clubs. Now any riffraff with a few dollars can swagger into “Capone’s” – the very name makes me shudder – and pretend they belong.
Even their winter festival is painfully pedestrian. Five dollars per automobile to gawk at electric lights in a public park? Why, the holiday display in my Connecticut conservatory costs more in hourly maintenance than their entire season’s budget.
adjusts bowtie disapprovingly
At least it’s National Pawnbrokers Day. Finally, a profession I can respect – they understand the true value of separating fools from their money.
Got a guess at today’s celebrity writer? It’s the greedy co-owner of the fictional commodities brokerage “Duke & Duke” from “Trading Places” Mortimer Duke played by Don Ameche
Grade our Guest Writer!
Upcoming Fun!
Check out these happenings on the horizon:
- Holiday Twilight Tour of Homes
@TaubeMuseum | Saturday, December 7th - Hoiday Magic!
@MinotSymphony | Saturday, December 14th - Vanity Plate Vinyl Release Party
@BlueRider | Saturday, December 14th
Today’s Happenings!
Kids & Families
Ice Cream Social & Milkshake Bar @MagicCitySweets
Sunday, December 1st — Tuesday, December 31st
Join the fun at Magic City Sweets Ice Cream Shop’s Ice Cream Social & Milkshake Bar in downtown Minot, where you can create your own ice cream masterpiece and enjoy a free retro arcade all December long! Discover why it’s the chillest family-friendly spot around. #IceCreamFun #FamilyTime #SavorMinot
Taste & Experience
Chicago Italian BEEF @MagicCityHoagies
Monday, December 2nd — Tuesday, December 31st
Indulge in the ultimate Chicago Italian Beef experience at Magic City Hoagies this December, featuring tender roast beef, roasted sweet peppers, and spicy giardiniera. Available for pick-up or delivery, this mouthwatering hoagie is not to be missed! #HoagieHeaven #TasteMinot #SavorMinot
Let’s Celebrate!
Christmas in the Park! @MinotSertoma
Friday, November 29th — Tuesday, December 31st
Experience the magic of the holiday season at Minot Sertoma Club’s Christmas in the Park, featuring enchanting light displays at Oak Park from November 29 to December 31. Drive through with your family for just $5 per car and enjoy the festive atmosphere! #ChristmasInMinot #HolidayLights #SavorMinot
Weekly Features
Jalapeno Popper! (+ all this week’s features) @PrairieSkyBreads
Wednesday, December 4th — Sunday, December 8th
Spice up your week with Prairie Sky Breads’ Jalapeno Popper sandwich, featuring cheddar jalapeno bread, cheddar cheese, cream cheese, jalapenos, and bacon. Don’t miss out on all the delicious weekly features available from December 4th to 8th in downtown Minot! #JalapenoPopper #PrairieSkyBreads #SavorMinot
Specials & Sales
Record Store Day Special Releases! @BudgetMusic
Monday, December 2nd — Saturday, December 7th
Don’t miss out on exclusive Record Store Day leftovers available today at Budget Music & Video in downtown Minot! Swing by to snag unique music collectibles and more. #RecordStoreDay #ShopLocal #SavorMinot
Performances & Exhibitions
Captain Fantastic | The Magic of Elton John @DickensFestival
Friday, December 6th
Get ready to be dazzled by Captain Fantastic, the ultimate Elton John Tribute Show, at the Dickens Village Festival in Garrison on Friday, December 6th. Experience stunning recreations of Elton John’s iconic hits and mesmerizing costumes in a spectacular musical journey. #EltonJohnTribute #Rocketman #SavorMinot
Live Music!
Prohibition is Over! @Capone’s
Friday, December 6th
Step back in time this Friday, December 6th, at Capone’s Birreria in Downtown Minot to celebrate the end of prohibition with live jazz from Tyler Schwan and the Rumrunners. Dress in your finest and join the festivities as doors open at 6 PM and the band kicks off at 7 PM! #ProhibitionParty #LiveJazz #SavorMinot
Let’s Celebrate!
Dickens Village Festival 2024 @DickensFestival
Friday, December 6th — Saturday, December 7th
Step back in time at the Dickens Village Festival in Garrison on December 6th and 7th, where the town transforms into a charming Victorian village filled with live entertainment and unique events. Join families from across the region for a festive celebration that captures the spirit of Charles Dickens’ era. #DickensVillageFestival #VictorianChristmas #SavorMinot
Performances & Exhibitions
A Renaissance Christmas Feast @MinotChamberChorale
Friday, December 6th — Saturday, December 7th
Experience a magical evening with the Minot Chamber Chorale’s Renaissance Christmas Feast, featuring classic holiday tunes and new compositions in downtown Minot. Join the festivities at the Regency Event Center on December 6th and 7th at 7 p.m. #RenaissanceFeast #MinotChorale #SavorMinot
Weekly Features
Lunch Specials in Surrey @BigDogSaloon
Monday, December 2nd — Friday, December 6th
Enjoy a week of mouthwatering lunch specials at Big Dog Saloon in Surrey, featuring everything from cheeseburger soup to country fried steak. Experience the friendly, small-town vibe and delicious pub food from December 2nd to December 6th. #SurreyEats #LunchSpecials #SavorMinot
Weekly Features
Hacienda Lunch Specials @Hacienda
Monday, December 2nd — Friday, December 6th
Enjoy a week of mouthwatering lunch specials at Hacienda Steakhouse in Burlington, with a different delicious dish each day from December 2nd to 6th. Don’t miss out on these tasty and affordable meals! #LunchSpecials #HaciendaSteakhouse #SavorMinot
Performances & Exhibitions
52nd Street | The Music of Billy Joel @DickensFestival
Friday, December 6th
Get ready to rock with 52nd Street as they bring the iconic music of Billy Joel to life at the Dickens Village Festival in Garrison on Friday, December 6th. Experience all the classics from “Piano Man” to “Big Shot” at the Kota Theater. #BillyJoelTribute #LiveMusic #SavorMinot
Weekly Features
Featured Soups & Sunday Specials @SchatzCrossroads
Monday, December 2nd — Sunday, December 8th
Warm up your week with daily hearty soups and Sunday specials at Schatz Crossroads in South Minot from December 2nd to 8th. Take a break and let them handle the cooking! #SoupSeason #SundaySpecials #SavorMinot
Weekly Features
Truckstop Lunch Specials! @SchatzCrossroads
Monday, December 2nd — Saturday, December 7th
Head to Schatz Crossroads in Minot for daily Truckstop Lunch Specials starting at 11:00 am, available until they’re gone! Don’t miss out on these delicious deals running from December 2nd to 7th. #LocalEats #ComfortFood #SavorMinot
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