Listen up, you semi-evolved primates of this utterly backward cosmic speck called Minot! I’ve just discovered the most ridiculously primitive form of gambling that doesn’t involve actual death – something called “pull tabs” at this delightfully dire establishment, the Blue Rider. Reminds me of that time I won the Galactic Lottery by accidentally eating my ticket. Seven zarking dollars for a beer and something called “Fernet”? That’s practically stealing! Speaking of theft, there’s this duo, Acoustic Eidolon, making sounds with archaic wooden boxes with strings – absolutely criminal how they’re bending space-time with Celtic-Flamenco-whatever waves. Almost as impressive as my third arm (which I keep in a vault on Betelgeuse).
Oh, and some place called Budget Music is offering 10% off if you utter “Savor Minot” like it’s a cosmic password. Totally coincidental that I just bought seventeen posters of myself there. And it’s apparently Mickey Mouse’s birthday – poor guy’s practically my cosmic twin, just with fewer heads and way less style.
Now, where’s my Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?
Got a guess at today’s celebrity writer? It’s The chaotic President of the Galaxy from “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Upcoming Fun!
Check out these happenings on the horizon:
- Lila Bea @BlueRider | Friday, November 22nd
- Magic City Turkey Trot @MCFSC | Thursday, November 28th
- A Renaissance Christmas Feast @MinotChamberChorale | Friday, December 6th — Saturday, December 7th
Today’s Happenings!
Specials & Sales
Monday Madness! (Take Out Specials) @NiteTrain
Monday, November 18th
Enjoy Monday Madness at Nite Train Pizza in South Minot with a 16″ pizza for the price of a 12″! Dine in or pick up this unbeatable deal on November 18th. #PizzaLovers #LocalEats #SavorMinot
Taste & Experience
The Pilgrim (Thanksgiving on a roll) @MagicCityHoagies
Friday, November 1st — Saturday, November 30th
Indulge in the flavors of Thanksgiving with The Pilgrim Hoagie at Magic City Hoagies in Downtown Minot, available throughout November. Enjoy warm turkey breast, sage sausage stuffing, and tangy lemon cranberry sauce in every bite! #ThanksgivingOnARoll #HoagieHeaven #SavorMinot
Performances & Exhibitions
Acoustic Eidolon @InternationalArtistSeries
Monday, November 18th
Experience the enchanting sounds of Acoustic Eidolon on November 18th in Minot, as this dynamic cello and guitar duo captivates with their genre-bending melodies. Don’t miss this unforgettable performance that blends Celtic, Americana, Folk, and Flamenco influences. #LiveMusic #AcousticEidolon #SavorMinot
Make & Create
Craft Night! @BlueRider
Monday, November 18th
Join us at Blue Rider for Craft Night on Monday, November 18th, where artists and crafters can bring their projects and enjoy a night of creativity with drinks and free popcorn. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned pro, connect with fellow enthusiasts and turn your WIP into a masterpiece! #CraftNight #DowntownMinot #SavorMinot
Happy Hour
Pull Tab Happy Hour! @BlueRider
Monday, November 18th — Wednesday, November 20th
Join the Pull Tab Happy Hour at Blue Rider from November 18th to 20th for a chance to win discounts or free drinks at Minot’s favorite dive bar. Enjoy stiff drinks, free popcorn, and a special beer and Fernet combo for just $7. #DiveBarDelights #HappyHourFun #SavorMinot
Say Savor & Save
Say Savor Minot & Save! @BudgetMusic
Monday, November 18th — Friday, November 22nd
Discover unique finds at Budget Music & Video in downtown Minot and enjoy a 10% discount when you say “Savor Minot” from November 18th to 22nd. Explore a diverse selection of music, collectibles, and handmade jewelry by Wild Ruby. #ShopLocal #MusicLovers #SavorMinot
Kids & Families
Ice Cream Social & Milkshake Bar @MagicCitySweets
Friday, November 1st — Saturday, November 30th
Join Magic City Sweets Ice Cream Shop in downtown Minot for a month-long Ice Cream Social & Milkshake Bar, where you can create your own ice cream masterpiece and enjoy free retro arcade games. Experience the ultimate family-friendly hangout with crazy toppings and fun vibes from November 1st to 30th! #FamilyFun #IceCreamLovers #SavorMinot
Taste & Experience
Mule Monday! @StarvingRooster
Monday, November 18th
Kick off your week with Mule Monday at The Starving Rooster in downtown Minot, where you can enjoy handcrafted Moscow Mules for just $5 all day on November 18th! Don’t miss out on this tasty experience that will keep you coming back for more. #MuleMonday #HandcraftedDrinks #SavorMinot
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