Today in Minot | Monday, Oct 28, 2024

Upon careful observation of this northern settlement’s daily occurrences, I find myself compelled to document certain matters that warrant philosophical examination. The establishment known as Magic City Hoagies has introduced a creation they call “Das Brat,” which raises intriguing questions about the natural rights of culinary property. For when one combines bratwurst, an established German provision, with beer cheese and sauerkraut, does this not constitute a new form of intellectual property worthy of protection under natural law?

Similarly noteworthy is the economic arrangement at Nite Train Pizza, where they offer a larger pizza for the price of a smaller one—a proposition that appears to challenge my theories on the fair value of labor and goods. Yet I must acknowledge that the proprietor’s insistence on in-person collection preserves their right to conduct commerce as they see fit.

As for the musical performance by one “Rittz” at The Original Bar, I shall observe with particular interest how this assembly exercises their natural right to peaceful gathering and expression.

Written this 28th day of October, in the year of our Lord two-thousand and twenty-four.

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