Listen up, you pathetic excuses for sentient beings! While you’re all busy drooling over your primitive Earth pleasures, I, the supreme ruler of… I mean, just a humble blogger, have deigned to inform you about the laughable events in this backwater town called Minot.
At Arny’s 2.0, they’re peddling overpriced poison to dull your already feeble minds. Jim Beam & Coke? Patron Silver & Soda? Bah! You’d be better off drinking the fuel from my… I mean, from a spaceship. But if you insist on celebrating “National Cheeseburger Day” like the meat-obsessed simpletons you are, at least wash down your grease with an Old Fashioned. You’ll need it to forget your miserable existence.
For those of you with a shred of intelligence left, drag yourselves to The Blue Rider for their so-called “Toughest Trivia.” Ha! I could conquer… I mean, win that game blindfolded! Bring your quarters and what passes for wit in this galaxy. And if you’re feeling particularly bold, try naming your team “Dark Helmet’s Minions.” Not that I know who that is, of course. Now go forth and try not to disappoint me… I mean, have fun, you fools!
Got a guess at today’s celebrity writer? It’s Dark Helmet
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Upcoming Fun!
Check out these happenings on the horizon:
- Gaelic Storm and The Texas Tenors @Høstfest | Wednesday, September 25th
- Church of Cash @Høstfest | Wednesday, September 25th
- The Fab Four @Høstfest | Thursday, September 26th
- Garrison Keillor | 50 Years of a Prairie Home Companion @Høstfest | Sunday, September 29th
Today’s Happenings!
Kids & Families
Ice Cream Social & Milkshake Bar @MagicCitySweets
Sunday, September 1st — Monday, September 30th
Join us at Magic City Sweets Ice Cream Shop in downtown Minot for a month-long Ice Cream Social & Milkshake Bar, featuring a build-your-own hard scoop experience and free retro arcade games. Rated the chillest place downtown, it’s the perfect family-friendly hangout! #FamilyFun #IceCreamLovers #SavorMinot
Taste & Experience
IKEA Delight (Hoagie of the Month) @MagicCityHoagies
Sunday, September 1st — Monday, September 30th
Experience the taste of Scandinavia with Magic City Hoagies’ September special, the IKEA Delight! Enjoy Swedish meatballs topped with fries, pickled cucumbers, and lingonberry sauce in honor of Norsk Høstfest. #ScandinavianFlavor #DowntownMinot #SavorMinot
Performances & Exhibitions
Old Gold: Steel & Wood @TaubeMuseum
Tuesday, September 10th — Thursday, October 10th
Discover the beauty in the forgotten at the Taube Museum of Art’s exhibit Old Gold: Steel & Wood, open from September 10th to October 10th. Don’t miss the artist’s reception on September 12th! #ArtExhibit #MinotEvents #SavorMinot
Performances & Exhibitions
The Great Open: Photographs from North Dakota @NorthwestArtsCenter
Friday, August 9th — Saturday, September 21st
Explore the essence of North Dakota through the lens of Alex Webb and Rebecca Norris Webb at the Northwest Arts Center’s ‘The Great Open’ exhibition, running from August 9 to September 21. Don’t miss this captivating visual journey at the Walter Piehl Gallery. #NorthDakotaArt #PhotographyExhibition #SavorMinot
Monthly Features
Smokey Mountain Bacon Dip @OTV
Sunday, September 1st — Monday, September 30th
Warm up your fall at Off The Vine with their Smokey Mountain Bacon Dip, a delicious blend of bacon jam, cream cheese, onions, and cheddar. Pair it with a glass of Fini Merlot for just $10 and enjoy this September special downtown. #WineAndTapas #FallFlavors #SavorMinot
Today’s Features
Wednesdays are For Wine @Capone’s
Wednesday, September 18th
Sip and savor at Capone’s Birreria this Wednesday, September 18th, in Downtown Minot. Enjoy a special wine experience and save while you do! #WineWednesday #DowntownMinot #SavorMinot
Happy Hour
Pull Tab Happy Hour! @BlueRider
Monday, September 16th — Wednesday, September 18th
Feeling lucky? Head to Blue Rider in downtown Minot for Pull Tab Happy Hour from September 16th to 18th and see if you win a discount or free drink! #DiveBarDeals #MinotHappyHour #SavorMinot
Play & Participate
Wednesday: The Toughest Trivia in Minot @BlueRider
Wednesday, September 18th
Get ready for the toughest trivia in Minot at Blue Rider this Wednesday, September 18th! Enjoy stiff drinks, free popcorn, and a chance to win free drinks with your creative team names starting at 7 PM. #TriviaNight #DowntownMinot #SavorMinot
Specials & Sales
Watch Battery Wednesdays @RicksJewelry
Wednesday, September 18th
Get your watch ticking again with Watch Battery Wednesdays at Rick’s Jewelry in downtown Minot! Mention “SavorMinot” at checkout to save $2 on your battery replacement this Wednesday, September 18th. #ShopLocal #JewelryDeals #SavorMinot
Monthly Features
September Features @Arny’s
Sunday, September 1st — Monday, September 30th
Celebrate September at Arny’s 2.0 with a drink menu that offers everything from the crisp kick of Jim Beam & Coke to the sophisticated blend of Patron Silver & Soda. Whiskey lovers can enjoy Elijah Craig, Basil Hayden, or a classic Old Fashioned twist. #DowntownMinot #LateNightEats #SavorMinot
Say Savor & Save
Say Savor Minot & Save! @BudgetMusic
Monday, September 16th — Friday, September 20th
Head to Budget Music & Video in Downtown Minot from September 16th to 20th and say “Savor Minot” to enjoy a 10% discount on a wide range of items, from CDs and LPs to jewelry and Gunpla model kits. Don’t miss out on this fantastic offer and explore their unique collection!
#ShopLocal #MinotEvents #SavorMinot
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