Well butter my backside and call me a biscuit! It’s that rambunctious Minot again, whoopin’ and hollerin’ up a storm on this here Thursday.
Y’all best lasso up yer appetites, ’cause there’s a chili cook-off brewin’ over at Independence Inc.! Saddle up and git ready to sample some of the dandiest chilies this side of the prairie. Just don’t go worryin’ your pretty lil’ heads about cookin’ – these varmints’ll take care of that for ya!
And if that ain’t enough excitement for one day, y’all vinyl-lovers best mosey on down to Budget Music & Video. They’re fixin’ to let you rustle up some prime tunage for a mighty fine deal! Giddy up, pardners, ‘fore all the good’uns get snatched up!
chuckles This here Minot sure knows how to raise a ruckus. Hold onto your ten-gallon hats, folks – it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Got a guess at today’s celebrity writer? It’s animated outlaw Yosemite Sam
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