Alright Minot, listen up! It’s LIVE Friday, February 16th, and if you ain’t PUMPED, YOU’RE DOIN’ IT WRONG! Today’s the day to unleash your inner freak, honor those who care for others, and maybe even chow down on some prime rib the size of your head! (That last part might be an exaggeration, but who am I to judge your meat-lovin’ dreams?)
First things first: Budget Music’s got a Freaky Friday deal goin’ on. Head over, grab some tunes, and see if you score a sweet discount! Just remember, National Do a Grouch a Favor Day is also a thing, so maybe avoid any grumpy cashiers if you know what’s good for you.
Speaking of deals, Big Dog Saloon is servin’ up Prime Rib Nights ALL WEEKEND LONG! That’s right, folks, two glorious nights of meaty, juicy goodness just 7 miles east of town. Pair that with their lunch and soup specials and, BAM! You’ve got yourself a flavor party that’ll make your taste buds do the funky chicken.
Now, if you’re feeling fancy, OTV has a Smoked Salmon Board tapa special that’ll have you feelin’ like a high-rollin’ Viking warrior. Wash it down with their Stave & Steel Cabernet (February’s feature, baby!), and you’ll be smooth sailin’ all night long. Just remember, National Caregivers Day is here, so maybe send a shout-out to the folks who keep you sailin’ even when the seas get rough.
Look, Minot, there’s more to do than I can list here. From art sales to cannoli toast (seriously, what even IS that?), there’s somethin’ for everyone. So get out there, explore, and make this Friday one for the books! Just remember, live life like a champion, and for the love of Pete, do a grouch a favor! Now go get ’em!
P.S. Don’t forget National Tartar Sauce Day! I mean, who doesn’t love a good tartar sauce? Just sayin’.
Got a guess at today’s celebrity writer? It’s Chris Farley’s Motivational Speaker Character Matt Foley from “Saturday Night Live”
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